And the fact that the most memorable thing about this cartoon is the way it rips off the best gag from a season one short is unbelievably sad. The “two dwarves” nonsense is incredibly lame, and pointing out how stupid it is doesn’t make it better either. The short is also pretty frank in the way it kills off the characters, as the evil queen is casually dropped off a cliff and Snow White herself is eaten with a very audible off-screen “chomp” after being tricked by Dot into falling into the castle’s moat. There’s an air of meanness to how the human characters are portrayed, with Snow White especially coming across as an embarrassingly shrill little shrew.

A terribly unfunny Freakazoid cartoon, but a Freakazoid cartoon nonetheless. Between the Koko animation (which we’ll get to in a minute) and the character designs, it actually feels much more like a Freakazoid cartoon. It would be hard for any Warners segment to be much worse than “Anchors A-Warners”, but this awful little short actually manages to scrape the very bottom of the barrel. Dot then proceeds to take over the castle, covering the magic mirror with furniture when it has the audacity to tell her that the Olsen twins are cuter than she is. The confrontation with Snow White ends when the clueless prince knocks them both out a window, and Snow White winds up falling to her death in a crocodile-filled moat. Her prison guard is none other than the Dennis Hopper caricature from “Hearts of Twilight”, so Dot uses her cute weirdness on him and manages to escape. But when she discovers that her cuteness has been eclipsed by Dot Warner, she has her two dwarves (well, this is a fabulously cheap cartoon) capture and imprison Dot in the castle. She keeps the queen’s magic mirror around, so that it can tell her how cute she is. After being rescued from her eternal sleep by the prince, Snow White throws the evil queen off a cliff and takes over her castle. This cartoon picks up where the traditional Snow White story leaves off. 4 notes JanuWhat A Fabulously Cheap Cartoon!: Episode 93

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